1. The act of behaving like a complete douche bag.
2. A male, who has no clue about how to dress, talk to women, etc, but acts or "fronts" like he does know.
2. A male, who has no clue about how to dress, talk to women, etc, but acts or "fronts" like he does know.
Dave totally fucked up his date with Lisa....she told me that all he talked about was his gay stamp collection. What a way to act a douche!!
by Ryan_W February 20, 2009
Get the Act A Douche mug.A man who believes he is respectful of women, convinces them he is their friend and proceeds to get angry when romantic feelings are not reciprocated by said female friend. The fedora douche has no interest in actually respecting the female as a friend; he manipulates them in order to get their guard down and moves in when they are at their weakest. When denied reciprocation, they complain about being friend-zoned and proceed to verbally attack the female "friend".
" 'She friend-zoned me again dude!!! '
'Dont be a fedora douche, the friend-zone doesn't exist' "
" ' I was so nice to her, listened, was her friend, and she won't have sex with me! What a bitch'
'You're starting to sound like a fedora douche, man' "
'Dont be a fedora douche, the friend-zone doesn't exist' "
" ' I was so nice to her, listened, was her friend, and she won't have sex with me! What a bitch'
'You're starting to sound like a fedora douche, man' "
by SunnyErrors May 20, 2016
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Get the Douche Side mug.When two individuals engage one another in a battle of the will, as to which person will be most polite and allow the other to enter first. Typically occurs at building doors and elevator doors, most often between complete strangers. Several studderings of the foot and mouth will procede engagement.
Ryan was engaged in a standard douche off with a complete stranger yesterday when he tried to exit the elevator.
by King Kohan October 13, 2009
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by norwegianwarlord January 15, 2011
Get the dingle douche mug.1.The douching of one's anus before having anal sex. Some use machines but it can be done manually. Doing so will remove excess "crap" from anus making it easier and more enjoyable when having anal sex.... but not less painful.
2.An insult acquiring to the object in def. 1.
2.An insult acquiring to the object in def. 1.
by lots'o'knowledge April 14, 2011
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