by nbvb May 3, 2019
Get the i am breaking up with you mug.An office reception or lunch that you are expected to attend, unpaid, so that you are neither working (when you would be paid) or off work (when you can choose to not attend).
No, I won't be attending the office potluck. I'm either working or I'm not. I don't believe in Schrödinger's breaks.
by antitrump May 16, 2019
Get the Schrödinger's Break mug.Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window
by FacadeJG May 22, 2019
Get the jail break mug.1. When you take a shit with so much force that it either literally breaks the toilet or there is so much shit you feel bad for the person that needs to clean it
2. Smoking so much at one time that the bowl cracks
2. Smoking so much at one time that the bowl cracks
Person 1: Yo you were in there for awhile, are you good?
Person 2: Dude I shit so much I was breaking the bowl
Person 1: Holy shit
Person 2: Dude I shit so much I was breaking the bowl
Person 1: Holy shit
by Dogmun May 22, 2019
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Get the sumbber break mug.On January 17th your toughest friend had to try to break their nose and if they don't the next day they get slapped by all of their friends
by Veganwater December 2, 2019
Get the Break ya nose day mug.You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.
Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?
Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.
Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.
Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019
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