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Matt

a guy that will definitely have an affair with someone (a realtor), and in the same marriage, get disorderly conduct with a weapon while intoxicated. He also only runs on black coffee and liquor.
by Narcissisticfather69 April 5, 2023
mugGet the Mattmug.

Matt Fucking Tomeo

A true legend. Know for some of the greatest rally backs in history. Aka MFT
Holy shit that’s Matt Fucking Tomeo
by Meowmeow112 November 20, 2021
mugGet the Matt Fucking Tomeomug.

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