by Apes Chimp November 21, 2023

you get your stig (vape) at exactly 10am on Monday the 9th of August and everyone in the world has to take a drag at that exact time
by stig break day August 8, 2021

by Mudk1p? January 4, 2017

A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.
Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

Something you use to explain the fact that you never catch a break no matter what you are doing or how hard you may try to fight it.
by UDMaster101 February 13, 2022

When you are having trouble dealing with your friends and your don't want to punch them in the face.
by ChopoPork July 31, 2021

by MrLix March 8, 2021
