by Just Lucifer July 08, 2020
by Doomnomitron March 11, 2020
A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.
“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”
by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022
A "Landon Simp" is someone who obsesses and simps for men named Landon Bugg, thinking that he can do no wrong or harm to anyone. These people are usually named "Jay", "Trixxy", or "Cindy"
"Ew, she's seriously mad at that girl for breaking up with him and getting out of a toxic relationship, she must be a Landon Simp."
by ur mad x July 30, 2022
by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 23, 2021
Bro Christian is such an ultra simp. He texted me for the first time in a month asking for help with homework.
by LilCrouton September 17, 2020
by JordanlsDead December 04, 2020