SIMP KING

Simp King is a man who is more than a Simp
JAY is a Simp King.
Andy is a Simp King
by Just Lucifer July 08, 2020
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Simp Fisher

A girl who uses simps to her advantage for money.
The girl advertising her premium Snapchat is a simp fisher.
by Doomnomitron March 11, 2020
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Legal Simp

A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.
“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”
by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022
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Landon Simp

A "Landon Simp" is someone who obsesses and simps for men named Landon Bugg, thinking that he can do no wrong or harm to anyone. These people are usually named "Jay", "Trixxy", or "Cindy"
"Ew, she's seriously mad at that girl for breaking up with him and getting out of a toxic relationship, she must be a Landon Simp."
by ur mad x July 30, 2022
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Fear Simp

When you simp for someone but are also afraid of them.
1: I totally Fear Simp for this character.
by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 23, 2021
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Ultra Simp

To simp so hard that you don’t text or talk to your friends unless you desperately need help.
Bro Christian is such an ultra simp. He texted me for the first time in a month asking for help with homework.
by LilCrouton September 17, 2020
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speed simp

One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.
"Jordan ran the workout too fast."

"That fucking speed simp."
by JordanlsDead December 04, 2020
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