Mike it

To fall and bump your head

I didn't went to go up the ladder was afraid I would mike it

by master lechero March 24, 2024

Mike Fomle

Someone who is extremely stupid can’t spell or speak. Also very overweight and overa bum

Damn bro I feel like a Mike fomle right now.

by Diogenes the great March 28, 2024

Mike Fomle

When your BMI is larger than your phone number

Damn bro I feel like Mike fomle

by Diogenes the great March 28, 2024

Shit-miking

Shitposting by means of micspamming in a conference call.

We were having a pleasant time in the call yesterday, until this douchebag started shit-miking and making people leave.

by Nazo-baka March 16, 2016

Mike bosh

Low life dg who will rob your grandma

Honey have you seen the rent money

Aka mike bosh

by Papaokerface November 23, 2021

Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024

Mike Glasser

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YEAH! MIKE GLASSER!

by Ratrag999 May 28, 2010