Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.
Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”
Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”
Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”
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Girl: I'm gonna go listen to Michael Jackson's music, OMG I love him
Boy: Who's MJ?
Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MJ IS?! You're living under a rock
Boy: Who's MJ?
Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MJ IS?! You're living under a rock
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Get the Michael Jackson mug.This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.
boy: hey Michael Vega what’s up how was your weekend?
Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked
Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending
Michael: *Dies*
Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked
Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending
Michael: *Dies*
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Walnut. He is also the owner of the most sexy mustache in the world.
Walnut. He is also the owner of the most sexy mustache in the world.
A: Hey, do you know Michael Waldron? B: yes! He is an amazing writer and I look forward to his book on Accepting Yourself Through Another Form of Yourself
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