Jon-Michael

Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.
We don’t stand a chance with these girls if Jon-Michael is on the scene.
by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021
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Michael Heaton

If His Surname is Heaton then he can eat on this dick.
Michael Heaton Has Small PP
by Michael = Zero Buisches August 24, 2022
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michael whorton

hes a special type of amphibian with long sweat pearls to show for it. He shines bright around his peoples and always knows when to jack, has a mad foot fetish and always wants dong
Starts to jack, wow your using the Michael Whorton technigue
by yung cuck clicker May 08, 2019
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michael hegger

Michael is a little bitch name. And Hegger is another little bitch name. If you put Michael and Hegger together it just becomes double bitch. And Michael is indeed a double bitch. Michael Hegger also play the left side of the bench in hockey along with the fat kids that eat during games. Michael sucks at hockey and is the smallest on the team.
by J_sizzle October 28, 2020
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Michael Kalin

He is such a Michael Kalin
by Lllllllllloolllll April 01, 2019
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Michael Bake

A sad lonely man single forever and never kissed someone
Man I feel bad for Michael Bake
by Kieran+price=heart December 09, 2019
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