A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022
Get the Messy Kylemug. Mostly the persom drinking Monster, wearing sandals (usually without socks), wears shades that seams to be too small for their head. Loves wearing only undershirt, shorts, and watches. They usually bathe themselves in body sprays and think women love the smell. Burps in front of everyone and probably has a son named Justin.
by jellymcdelly May 25, 2022
Get the Kylemug. The male version of a Karen... Thinks he is all that and a bag of skittles, but really is just a sack. Look at him wrong and you will set off his dire need to speak to a manager. He will come across as sweet, but do not trust a kyle, he will throw you under the bus on a heartbeat
As a love interest look up Fuckboy.
As a love interest look up Fuckboy.
by Miss_604 October 30, 2020
Get the Kylemug. by six12 December 21, 2024
Get the Kylemug. Kyle,a all around hottie. Kyle is the type of guy who makes jokes about having sex . He never loses an argument because of he’s charms ! A great friend,basketball player,joke maker,goofy person . Kyle can be rude & disrespectful at times but not all the time he likes to be in control of things.
{Girl 1}~”iIreally like Kyle but he’s a player & I don’t want to get hurt”
{Girl 2}~”First off if he hurts you I’ll hurt him,Second if he really cares for you & really likes you he wouldn’t do such a thing”
{Girl 2}~”First off if he hurts you I’ll hurt him,Second if he really cares for you & really likes you he wouldn’t do such a thing”
by anonymous July 22, 2022
Get the Kylemug. best Fortnite player Kyle
by HIMY NNAME IS KYLE May 21, 2024
Get the Kylemug. by Kagerion November 22, 2021
Get the Kyle Referencemug.