may the 15th

May the 15th is to day to kiss your gf or bf or your crush

Ahh man you got to kiss her/him its may the 15th

by POO ON JEFF May 14, 2021

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26th may

pat your shortest friend on the head day

*pats short friends head*

Them- wtf ..whyd you do that
Me- it's the 26th may ??? its pat your shortest friend on the head day :)

by YMDLL May 4, 2022

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Mia may

She is a hoe. When it comes to friends she is so fake. She usually likes Dylan's but they dont fucking like her and she deserves to be single.periodt.

Eww mia may

by Mia may March 5, 2020

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Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

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May 17

It’s national tiddy day, girls got to send a tiddie pic to whoever sents you this

Yo it’s may 17 national tiddie pic day, let me see sum real quick

by Uknwn32 May 17, 2022

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May 11

People born on this day are the best. Sexy , funny , cool , smart , ... and they usually have a good booty .

They are in every way better than people born on May 7!

Friend: You see that guy? He's so awesome, he was born on May 11.
Girl: Really? No wonder he's so fine. Damn I wish he was mine.

by El Shnorro loco April 16, 2020

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