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no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis
Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct
by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021
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Grab your girlfriend's titties day

On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day
If you are a man in a relationship then "grab your girlfriend's titties day" Is for you
by Thrustmaster420 July 17, 2021
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pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.
Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...
by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023
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On January 6th you must give your girlfriend a hoodie. It doesn’t matter how long you have been together just give her a hoodie.
Today’s give your girlfriend a hoodie day isn’t yet
Yea it is
by Midnightsky123 January 3, 2021
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boiling your water

what you do before having angry sex
oh girl imma boil your water right now

sorry i was busy boiling my girls water ;)
i want to be boiling your water right now
by chicken nugshshgaaak August 31, 2017
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…Fuck you.
by Delete this account now September 19, 2023
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Paula Dean Your Ass

Telling a black person they have insulted a white person
Nick Cannon, white people need to Paula Dean your ass regarding your white face character
by stone wall Jackson May 4, 2014
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