I'll eat your cat

person who wants to eat your cat #emo

cat eater: I'll eat your cat
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*

by scaramouchepersonaldoormat November 13, 2022

CHECK YOUR LEG

That one time that you feel something crawling on your leg but it’s just your shoe lace. Or it’s a spider...

Josh: I feel something on my leg...
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Remember to check your leg if you feel something!

by amogusrefrence April 14, 2021

Kick your sister day

Kick your sister day is on august the second so they should beware of where they go on that one day

Kick your sister day is when you are able to kick the ever living daylights out of your sister

by Gavin Mamalton August 1, 2023

National give a girl your hoodie day

May 5th is the official go and give a girl you like your hoodie day.

“It’s national give a girl your hoodie day. I’m gonna make a move and give the girl I like my sweater today. “

by Smoothboi123 May 5, 2021

Kick Your Wife Day

this is for you, Grace.

Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!

by coronaverus May 7, 2020

Shit your pants in class day

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st

Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!

by elfiefaeboi January 15, 2024

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025