by Spoon_party November 8, 2020
Get the Shut your assmug. "When the sergeant ordered me to jump off the moving bridge, I yelled, 'Not on your life! That's crazy!'"
by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024
Get the Not on your lifemug. Travis-Hey Mary I wanted to ask you out
Mary-oh yes I was gonna ask the same this cause it’s national ask your crush out day
Mary-oh yes I was gonna ask the same this cause it’s national ask your crush out day
by Djdbdbd October 2, 2021
Get the National Ask Your Crush Out Daymug. Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021
Get the Where is your dog?mug. <.7.9.7.6.>Angel JOse RObles, You Are finnally Are Able To DO Things Are Your Own, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Angel JOse RObles, You Are finnally Are Able To DO Things Are Your Own, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Angel JOse RObles, You Are finnally Are Able To DO Things Are Your Own, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Watch your back December 13, 2024
Get the watch your backmug. 
Get the I'll bust your grillmug.