Oh shit

The two words you never EVER want to hear when working with nuclear power.

Leonid Toptunov: Oh shit!
-Vladimir I. Lenin “Chernobyl” Nuclear Power Plant, April 26, 1986, 1:23:45 a.m.

by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021

Shit

The stuff that comes out of your anus

Johnny: I took a shit.
Jim: Ok

by Shittits2468 April 30, 2019

shit-n-spin

When a woman has sex with a man that is in the act of pooping on a toilet.

Man: “I have to take a shit.”

Woman: “can we do the shit-n-spin?”

by Penelopeee Johnson May 1, 2025

shit picky

when someone in a position of authority invokes the letter of the law versus the spirit of the law

Your honor I was doing 57 in a 55 when the officer pulled me over and wrote me for speeding. Call me crazy, but I think he was being just a little bit shit picky...

by jakesterinthehouse August 1, 2011

Dumb Shit

The kind of shit you do on a daily basis that leads you to finding this definition in the first place. It usually involves an action that can be described as completely frivolous and fucking retarded, or to the common man, stupid shit. It can also be used to describe someone who is equally fucking retarded and needs confirmation that the party isn't starting at 6 AM when someone tells them it starts at 6:00. A better term to call someone in this case is "obtuse dunderfuck".

"Hey I'm gonna go out tonight and vandalize the school! Wanna come with me?"

"No fuckass, I'm not doing any dumb shit like that."

by inscrutable_Idiot August 16, 2019

Son of a sack of shit

Shes crazy; or did something stupid; somethings wrong.

SHERYLL: she's a son of a sack of shit

by Loki5 July 8, 2024

Zay Shit

"This word describes someone who alters their behavior, particularly around girls, in an attempt to appear tough or cool, but ends up behaving foolishly or teasing others. This individual may resort to physical aggression, name-calling, and making jokes that are not well-received, all while claiming it's in good humor."

Man Daniel was on some zay shit at the game today.

by Deesh777 May 8, 2024