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Dumb Shit

The kind of shit you do on a daily basis that leads you to finding this definition in the first place. It usually involves an action that can be described as completely frivolous and fucking retarded, or to the common man, stupid shit. It can also be used to describe someone who is equally fucking retarded and needs confirmation that the party isn't starting at 6 AM when someone tells them it starts at 6:00. A better term to call someone in this case is "obtuse dunderfuck".
"Hey I'm gonna go out tonight and vandalize the school! Wanna come with me?"

"No fuckass, I'm not doing any dumb shit like that."
by inscrutable_Idiot August 16, 2019
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Confirmation Shit

A shit so large and solid, that it confirms the fact that the male g-spot is in the anus.
Mike was really homophobic till he had his first confirmation shit last week
by chiefwhitebeast November 30, 2024
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Oh shit

The two words you never EVER want to hear when working with nuclear power.
Leonid Toptunov: Oh shit!
-Vladimir I. Lenin “Chernobyl” Nuclear Power Plant, April 26, 1986, 1:23:45 a.m.
by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021
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Tactical Shit

Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.
"YO I POPPED A TACTICAL SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR LAST GAME AND WE STILL WON."
by MOZAMBITCH October 12, 2020
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Blue Shitting

Blue Shitting: When Law Enforcement stands around and jokes about the scene they are currently on
I was blue shitting when the guy in the crash started coding
by jlove6166 April 29, 2020
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shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)
I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack
by CharlieC April 21, 2018
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shit-ton

Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.
This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.
by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016
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