just cool your jets

It means to just slow down, control your excitement (see hold your horses)

Just cool your jets, your order will be ready in an hour.

by Spirix August 10, 2014

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Shower your gf with LOVE

November 16th is the day you shower your girlfriend with all the love and affection you possibly can

Not loved enough? Don't worry its National Shower your gf with love day

by anonymous November 16, 2020

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Show Me Your Boobs Day

An international holiday on the 5th of May when you have to show me your boobs

“Wow can’t believe it’s show me your boobs day today, I’ve been waiting all year for this!”

by anonymous May 5, 2025

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My pussy in your uncle’s ass

Its used when a girl is getting jumped by 2 or more men and she is alone

My pussy in your uncle’s ass right you mamas soul

by Koksawy July 1, 2021

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Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

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