post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021

oil your drumstick

When your friend can't say masturbate he says "oil your drumstick"

BigDaddy: So do you still oil your drumstick Frank?
Frank: Dude, just say masturbate.

by BrotherGeorge February 28, 2016

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

National Ask Your Crush Out Day is where whoever you ask out, has to say yes. If they say no then you can slap them :D Then show them this. Congrats.

"Will you go out with me? Cant say no, its NATIONAL ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY."

by Kool Kid Drip April 9, 2021

National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022

Get off your phone

The sentence that comes from Mom's mouth the second she sees you having been on your phone for too long

Since I'm the only one in my class still having screen time limits imposed by parents, I worry if my classmates still continue to chat with me on WhatsApp even when my mom has said, "Get off your phone."

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

Your Mother

Your mother

I hate your mother

by KCPP February 26, 2024

Raise your level

To push harder to be better in every way. step up your game, to improve, to get better, stronger, faster, smarter, get your head right, get hard

Come on man, you gotta raise your level if you want to go to the NBA.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016