When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023
Get the If it was in your ass you would know where it was.mug. by BakugoFuckingKatsuki July 11, 2021
Get the coz your hot and your coldmug. November 6th is national give your girl a hoodie day! So if you see your girl, give her your hoodie!
give your girl a hoodie day is the day most perfect for ur girl, cause every girl want a hoodie from her babe
by unknownlover November 5, 2020
Get the give your girl a hoodie daymug. When your licking the mango but her snatchpatch tickles your nose and you surprisingly sneeze in her vagina.
Carl was vigorously eating out his girlfriend when a stray pube tickled his nose and made him sneeze.
Carl: "I love when I sneeze in your snatchel"
Carl: "I love when I sneeze in your snatchel"
by 3 men n a lady April 1, 2017
Get the Sneeze in your snatchelmug. When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.
Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?
by Pyyr August 28, 2022
Get the lint roll your deviled eggsmug. "Your mum", is the women I intend to get with, she is the women in love with senior star definitionist, skirtingfish65.
by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019
Get the Your mummug. used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.
by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012
Get the get your dick outta your crack!mug.