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noob

a "noob" is very similar to a goon, wasteman or simply just a reject.

The last to be informed of motives, link ups etc and usually is a wanna be roadman but still lives with his mum.

Can be referred to as a neek because they think they know too much.

A basic tag-along.
"you're such a fucking noob brev"

"he's the noob of the mandem"

"nah allow it noobs are booky still yna"
by og bossman January 2, 2018
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Noob Choke

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.
A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.
by Toinboer February 13, 2024
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noob

Horrible person that deserves the worst pain imaginable and endless torture in hell.
by pickleboi September 4, 2021
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Female Party Noob

Female version of a character named Party Noob from the hit game regretevator
Female Party Noob is unsmashable
by Goofy silly goober March 30, 2024
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Noob plx

internet speech for "bitch please". usually used as a term of exasperation for someone new to an online game.
"Hey why is the AWP not on this server? its the best gun in counter strike."
"noob plx gtfo"
by car car vroom vroom December 9, 2008
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Noob

1)An expression used when getting hit in a *private part* Usually the "noob" is written at the end after the *private part* As shown below

2)When little munchkins have down-syndrom
"You Boobed Me In The Noob"

"You Penised Me In The Noob"

"You Anused Me In The Noob"
by brenxox July 19, 2008
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by ignore my post December 19, 2021
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