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by wenomechainasama1 September 03, 2022
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bush noobs

1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.

2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.
1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.

2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.
by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017
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Noob Points

The reward someone receives for commiting a noobish act or asking a noobish question. Never add a quantity (10 noob points).
FearlessSpectre-`` Wow major noob points for him! That guy fired a whole sniper clip at me pulled out his secondary weapon fired that whole clip and then i knifed him. Major noob points!``
by Flva FLAVVV January 31, 2010
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loser-noob

Bibby is the biggest lose about, a girl beat him up in graphics
Don’t be such loser-noob like bibby
by lib #3rd noob October 08, 2020
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Deja Noob

The feeling or sensation of experiencing a lack of skill in a video game in which you had previously been skilled.
"I loaded up my old Skyrim file after not playing for years. I felt like such a Deja Noob."
by MedievalKnievel May 07, 2022
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Imaginary noob

A very cool and slight bigger than average pp sized person. Also has a YouTube called Imaginary Noob which is pretty cool and you should probably check it out
Wahmen - did you see Imaginary noobs newest video?

Other Wahmen - Yes it was pretty good and he has a huge PP
by CoolPerson69420 July 20, 2020
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Noob tuber

To be a short spear chucking nigger queer
That little noob tuber just spear his boyfriends ass wide open
by Fuck_ersmint July 15, 2021
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