Describes the situation in which one is about to throw some shit away then imagines a kid in Africa in a predicament of exaggerated poverty: dirt huts and all, causing said person to think twice about throwing that shit away.
Guy 1 stares at his somewhat empty plate of food. He’s full. The amount of food that’s left isn’t really enough to justify saving it for later, but it’s still enough for one to consider continue finishing it.
Guy 1 just decides to get up from the dinner table and throw it away. As he walks over to the trash can and opens it, he pauses. Guy 2 notices.
Guy 2: “You good?”
Guy 1: “Just.. feeling that first world guilt”
Guy 2: “Dude you’re a bitch.”
Guy 1 just decides to get up from the dinner table and throw it away. As he walks over to the trash can and opens it, he pauses. Guy 2 notices.
Guy 2: “You good?”
Guy 1: “Just.. feeling that first world guilt”
Guy 2: “Dude you’re a bitch.”
by kfalcon June 26, 2025
Get the First World Guiltmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: కంపోజ్~చేయండి Kampōj Cēyaṇḍi 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: కంపోజ్~చేయండి Kampōj Cēyaṇḍi 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
Get the కంపోజ్~చేయండి Kampōj Cēyaṇḍi 《¤》: The First Juvenile Releasemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Swissphone:The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Swissphone:The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
Get the Swissphone:The First Juvenile Releasemug. The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.
Akin to First Degree Murder
Akin to First Degree Murder
Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?
Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.
Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.
by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 July 6, 2020
Get the First Degree Drunkmug. The fakest and realest man of the mellenaium, strike!!! Only used in cool sentences or involved handsomeness sentences
I feel so Strikehandsome the first bro!
I cant be Strikehandsome the first, too cool for me...
Strikehandsome the first!? Im way out of that words league!!!
ONLY USED IN COOL SENTENCES OR PRO SENTENCES!!!!!
I cant be Strikehandsome the first, too cool for me...
Strikehandsome the first!? Im way out of that words league!!!
ONLY USED IN COOL SENTENCES OR PRO SENTENCES!!!!!
by STRIKE69 July 1, 2024
Get the strikehandsome the firstmug. Public Service Announcement; It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans ;Announcement Service Public
Public Service Announcement; It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans ;Announcement Service Public
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
Get the Public Service Announcement; It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans ;Announcement Service Publicmug. by Folgersinyourcup January 1, 2019
Get the Firstingmug.