first squirt

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.

Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”

by DanMarinoJr September 20, 2022

Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's cousin.
2- Cousin's child.

My first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's child.

My first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

first-cousin-once-removed

1- Grandparent's sibling's child / Parent's first-cousin.
2- Parent's sibling's grandchild / First-cousin's child.

My first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 03, 2021

first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's cousin.
2- Cousin's child.

First-cousin-once-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

First birthday

The act of sitting your unwiped ass on your partner's face while teabagging them, then ejaculating in and around their mouth. The end result resembles a baby that smeared cake all over itself at its first birthday party.

I got fired because the security cameras caught me giving Carol a first birthday in the supply closet.

by Stephen Jung December 10, 2013