Cloud Brain

The morning after a day of heavy weed smoking, where you can't focus on anything and your IQ drops 60 points.

Paul: Dude you drove the wrong way what were you thinking??
Danny: Sorry man I think I have cloud brain, I can't focus on anything.

by masterblanket March 28, 2015

Yoga brain

A state of quasi-drunkenness following an intense yoga class.

Oh my gosh, I left my keys in the yoga studio. Yoga brain!

by Big poppa 62353456 October 7, 2016

brain toy

Mainly used in fanfiction. An idea that you know will never touch the computer screen or notebook that you play with in your head, usually involving some massive torture scenes and character pain.

See idea cat.

I'm working on another brain toy.

That damn idea cat won't let go of its brain toy.

by C&I November 4, 2006

molecule brain

When you've made a mistake that's so easy to not make it, but you still do it, like misspelling brain to brian.

Also is used by peers / friends through gaming sessions when you've doone something stupid.

You have such a molecule brain!
Fuck, I feel like i got a molecule brain.

by SmallChames November 25, 2020

Blogger brain

When one's brain has turned to a mass of useless matter, e.g., a loser or retard due to spending too much time blogging and not enough time in the "real" world.
Early signs of "blogger brain" include: feelings of guilt for missing a post, signing in every hour to check for new comments, and forgetting your children's names...

It's useless doctor. I've tried reaching her, but it's as though she's in another dimension. It's as though she is suffering from "blogger brain."

Forget him...he's zoned out with a case of "blogger brain."

by redraider70 January 23, 2010

brain-farticle

very short term lapse of cognizant thinking

Chris: "...and then I went and got an ounce and then... uh... um... uh... SHIT"
Aimee: "dude that was a total brain-farticle"

by mee and her October 18, 2008

Brain Boog

A booger that feels like a hard boog when being picked, but is attached to soft gooey boogs which when pulled out, seems like it is attached to the brain.

Oops, I thought that was a hard boog that I could quickly pick, roll, and flick. I had no idea it was attached part of my frontal lobe. That was one hell of a brain boog.

by ranger32 June 11, 2009