alien bus

That feeling you get when you are hella drunk and the world is spinning and you feel like you are being taken up by a UFO.

Bro 1: Dude how drunk were you last night?
Bro 2: I was so drunk I rode the alien bus bro, now I’m SO hungover.

by Deffochap November 11, 2022

Bus

A big yellow brick with wheels that runs on money, greed and torture

Jimmy: Mum can you drive me to school I don’t want to take that torturous bus!
Mum: Come on Jimmy it can’t be that bad
One day later...
R.I.P Jimmy, died from lack of entertainment on a bus

by PSEUDONYMSUS November 10, 2017

Party Bus

Double fisting in the ass. 10 friends in the rear.

"Last week Leslie had a Party Bus last weekend."

"Wow, she double fisted her ass?! That crazy bitch!"

by Silent_J8403 January 22, 2017

Dirty Bus Driver Hands

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis

Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands

by Steezmiester June 18, 2020

parked the bus

Just had a poo

Jane.. "That toilet stinks"

Mum.. "I know, Martin has just parked the bus"

by DanSing October 22, 2017

bus person

when there is a situation where you would normally call someone a retard or retarded but you dont want to be offensive so you say that they are a bus person instead.

“why do you think she would do that?”
“cuz shes the biggest bus person ive ever met”

by godofthebuspeople September 23, 2021

Baltimore Bus Ride

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.

She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead

by Kbdml March 19, 2022