Light switch Relationship

A constant on and off again relationship

Cole and Jake are split up again, they have such a light switch relationship

by Power Company July 20, 2024

White Light

A new drug that makes you feel like a near-death experience, like when you die and then come back.

Tell me, Chrissy
Have you ever had a near-death experience?
Like you die and then come back?
I... no, I don't think so
Well, neither have I
But there's this new drug out that makes you feel just like that
How wild, you done it?
Yeah, it's called White Light
It's fucking unbelievable
You wanna try some?
Oh, I don't know
Come on, Chrissy
Afraid of a little danger?
—
"I feel . tingly,
Like there's electricity running through my body."
"That's what I love about this shit,
No matter how many times you do it,
You never get used to it,
Every time is like the first time."
"Oh shit, what's happening to me?"
"It'll be okay.
The best is yet to come."

by irenealphapapi August 8, 2024

Light Role

(cat.) One of the ten Leading Roles of the Prime beings. The Light Role has the power to glow a soft and warm glow, much like a candle. They are born around Hanukkah. But those who are lucky enough to be born on Hanukkah on a leap year, a rare birthday to have, also have the ability to be physically warm to the touch, just like a candle. The job of the Light Role is to help out when someone is lost in the dark, literally or mentally.

"And the person chosen to be the Light Role is... Vanca! Your job is to bring light to our planet."
"Thank you, sir."

by US-IL December 20, 2024

Butt Light

A name for Bud Light ever since they took on Dylan Mulvaney. Another name for them would be Queer Beer.

“Hey man, you want some Bud Light at the store?”
“Hell naw man, I don’t want that damn Butt Light, fucking queer beer man.”

by I.E.I. Industries February 3, 2025

Freedom Light

A light at the end of a tunnel. Elaborating for more literal terms, feeling free of a burden; Mental, physical, or even emotional.

Person A: "How're you liking college in comparison to high school?"
Person B: "It's great, I love the freedom light."

by farchitwo February 6, 2025

red light vendetta

A prolonged bitter quarrel with or campaign against red lights

The president has a red light vendetta and wants to get rid of all red lights.

by Burgersrlife February 10, 2025

bush light

A source of illumination to allow you to see a chick's "shrubbery thicket" when yer too drunk to locate it in da dark.

Dunno why ya would even need a bush light, since your being "half in da bag" would likely mean dat you'd have trouble "getting it up" in da first place...?

by QuacksO February 15, 2025