First through the intersection

When the light turns green and you gun it to be first in to the intersection. Then a car runs a red light and t-bones your car on the passenger side.

Hey let that clown be first through the intersection. Then go.

by Imalostcause May 27, 2022

Young "Angie" Jeezy: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Young "Angie" Jeezy: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

first born baby

airbender fukkers that like to use eunuchs in heaven and claim them as their nymphs. once a nymph you get access to one of the hottest creations to have wild sex parties, and all else they dream up. after being a nymph you get to have aspect tutellege of the god or goddess and the god or goddess to look after you in your sojourning life.

Lucille is the goddess of lips, deuce's wild, and gambling. Maybe she'll snag a fuck with me if I show her I can really gamble. Lady luck, first born baby here am I!

by aromabinger June 4, 2023

Seventh-first chance

When you are constantly trying to have a chance with someone who has never given you a chance, despite how many times you have tried.

Mandy posted a status about how some people don't deserve a second chance because their are other people who are waiting for their first one. What Mandy fails to realize is there are quite a few guys in her yard trying to get a milkshake, and it sure isn't the first time they've been waiting for her shop to open. Infact chase is waiting for his seventh-first chance.

by Chasingwaterfalls November 4, 2013

The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

first step-cousin-nephew

1. The granddaughter of one's parent's stepsibling.
2. The stepgranddaughter of one's parent's sibling.
3. The granddaughter of one's stepparent's sibling.

My first step-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

sir jeffardes the first

someone who is making absolute tomfoolery around the place and being very rude and silly

look at henry he is an absolute "sir jeffardes the first" oh henry

by tsunami2474 June 9, 2022