jit brain

Compaction of idiot and brain, id'jit, encompassing an unjustified, prevalent dark side which is dangerous to all living things due to mental deficiency.

George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, et all. are jit brains.
U. S. government post Eisenhower.

by kent3208 August 20, 2009

Baby brain

When your intelligence goes from a high IQ. To an absolute vegetable

Hey what did you do today.

Just some house work I hung out the dishes on the washing line and vacuumed the driveway. Opps I had baby brain

by Te-realiest November 20, 2020

Blogger brain

When one's brain has turned to a mass of useless matter, e.g., a loser or retard due to spending too much time blogging and not enough time in the "real" world.
Early signs of "blogger brain" include: feelings of guilt for missing a post, signing in every hour to check for new comments, and forgetting your children's names...

It's useless doctor. I've tried reaching her, but it's as though she's in another dimension. It's as though she is suffering from "blogger brain."

Forget him...he's zoned out with a case of "blogger brain."

by redraider70 January 23, 2010

Brain hole

The place in your brain where you put new information. It's also where you pull ideas out of.

"Candice named her twins Bucket and Bracket, what in the fuck is wrong with her brain hole?"

"I literally shit in the refrigerator last night because the liquor messed up my brain hole. And the shit is still in there."

by Fuckthatguy July 24, 2015

Cloud Brain

The morning after a day of heavy weed smoking, where you can't focus on anything and your IQ drops 60 points.

Paul: Dude you drove the wrong way what were you thinking??
Danny: Sorry man I think I have cloud brain, I can't focus on anything.

by masterblanket March 28, 2015

Yoga brain

A state of quasi-drunkenness following an intense yoga class.

Oh my gosh, I left my keys in the yoga studio. Yoga brain!

by Big poppa 62353456 October 7, 2016

brain toy

Mainly used in fanfiction. An idea that you know will never touch the computer screen or notebook that you play with in your head, usually involving some massive torture scenes and character pain.

See idea cat.

I'm working on another brain toy.

That damn idea cat won't let go of its brain toy.

by C&I November 4, 2006