National Show me your boobs day

Show me your boobs day is on April 29th

Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!

"Hey ally show me your boobs baby it's national show me your boobs day ;)"

by Kid King Kobra April 29, 2022

National ask your crush out day

March 7
Ask your crush out it’s ok if they say no but hopefully they will

Go for it ladies and men!

John: Emma will you go out with me?
Emma: ummm.....
John: it’s national ask your crush out day!
Emma: oh ok, then yes!

by Bisexual lesbian March 7, 2021

your aunty transplanty

A worse insult than any other that mankind has ever known. Superior to “your uncy funky”

Person 1: “Your uncy funky!”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Your aunty transplanty!”
Person 1: *is wiped from existence and the memories of their loved ones*

by Credit27 May 11, 2018

Flutton Your Button

The idea of "Flick Your Bic", but for lighters with buttons instead. These lighters are not as satisfactory as bic lighters, therefore the expression sounds ugly, disgusting, and suggestive.

Note; Bic does in fact make lighters as such, but you get the idea.

Why don't you just take your lighter and flutton your button.

by Rabbit! November 20, 2010

National hang out with your friends day

National hang out with your friends day starts in February 28 that means you can do anything fun

Beavis: hey Stewart it's fabuary 28
Stewart: ok.....and. I'm still miserable from Jessie denying me on valentines day
Beavis: that means it's national hang out with your friends day
Stewart:oh damn I didn't know wanna go to the fair or the movies today
Beavis: sure

by Ilovebrabdon23567 February 3, 2023

smackin your balls

1) The act of messing with someone
2) Embellishing a story to fool someone

Guy #1- Dude, I just hooked up with the head cheerleader!
Guy #2- No way man! How was it?
Guy #1- I'm just smackin your balls dude, I had to settle for your sister again.

by thesmallerbiggs November 15, 2011

Your Mom

The worst joke ever popularized in 2017-18

John- Your Mom is gay. Austin: Stfu fatherless bitch

by Something in my dick April 9, 2022