Ripped

to hang from a hook at Sport-o-Rama from your boxers. It tears your asshole open.

OMG, did you see Ian get ripped???? He almost bobbed!!!

by -13 hockey boss January 25, 2011

Shlong Rip

The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.

“Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”

by SlongDongRon February 16, 2023

Rip sleeves

Basically when someone gets you so mad, like hulk-mad...to the point where you're about to, "wolf-out" and rip them sleeves.

Dude, Becky taking my f'n bronzer wasn't cool. I'm about to go full rip sleeves on that bitch

by Lbizzlebebe August 15, 2023

Rip Ass

A way to tell someone they smell like dirty asshole

Boy get yo rip ass outta here!!

by Ajroadstypesh April 3, 2023

Anus Rip

An Anus Rip is when you are having intercourse and then decided to stick an alto partially into the rectum, then proceed to take a big juicy rip from the protruding alto device

“Hey babe, make sure you squeeze tight for this Anus Rip”

by Bootielover6787 February 17, 2022

Rip

Most commonly ripped is used as an adjective and contextually can be used anytime you’re about to do something. Usually “kinda” is utilized prior to saying ripped giving it a subtle urgency vibe. Saying you’re about to rip something is almost always a good thing.

1.) I could rip a cold brew right now
2.) That homies fit kinda rips
3.) “Yo Bobby check out those turtles, they kinda rip”
4.) “Remember when we shredded the gnar? That ripped”

by Pumped60 June 22, 2023

ripped windsock

This happens after climax, when the penis is laying to the side, flaccid. It has lost the "wind" in it's sock. Ripped windsock.

I can't get this ripped windsock up for round two.

by Skinanbones June 28, 2016