To be standing behind a chick going at her while she is bent over with one leg planted on the ground, the other in the air. the arm opposite the leg in the air is raised above your head like a bull-rider's.
i had that chick bent over and i was hammering her and then i started to give her a one-legged fuck.
by the supple marmoset May 29, 2003
That shitty feeling when you come home from the bar, and you realized you haven't shaved in 2 months and 3 days.
Julia - Karen, holy fuck look at your legs!!
Karen - Thats why that dude kept staring at me. I had cactus legs!
Julia - Thats fucking awful.
Karen - Thats why that dude kept staring at me. I had cactus legs!
Julia - Thats fucking awful.
by imdunkirk October 23, 2017
When a man inserts his penis into a sleeping person's open mouth, and blames any of the victim's side-effects the following morning on spiders.
Jason: "Jeez my throat is sore and dry, I must've slept with my mouth open"
Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"
Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"
Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"
Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"
by MOAR!? June 07, 2011
(n.) any person who exhibits strange behavior with their legs (i.e. any squiggling and/or noodle-like motions) may be deemed as Senior Crazy Legs. Pronounced "sen-YOUR", as in Spanish.
by ipwns00pern00bs August 25, 2007
Similar to the one legged pirate, but takes a real BDSM spin to it, upon completion of a one legged pirate swiftly kick your partner in the guts, and when they hit the poop deck with two knees and a hand (on grasping the stomach) immidiently go for yar prize, and finish once more in thar booty.
The spin off to 50 shades of grey is 50 shades of red, and contains the three legged pirate as the finisher
by the quacker February 20, 2015
That satisfying feeling when you are mid shit and your legs get that static feeling of partial numbness makeing your shit extraordinary and satisfying
To have the numb leg shit ,
Take a seat for your shit cross one leg over the other then sit back lifting your foot from flat to tippy toes and wait while you shit slides out and
the feeling envelopes you
Take a seat for your shit cross one leg over the other then sit back lifting your foot from flat to tippy toes and wait while you shit slides out and
the feeling envelopes you
by The inventor of the numb leg s February 10, 2019
by Illegal Memes October 04, 2016