Bearded Know-It-All

A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.

The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.

The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.

The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.

by Rev Possum Jenkins July 16, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

I know like hell

When you know damn well a person didn’t just do something!

“Where did she put my shoes?”

“She wore them to work”

“I know like hell she didn’t”

by Williwonkaaaaa February 8, 2022

super know it all

individual who knows more than everything way beyond the norm.

the super know it all always has more answers than you actually need.

by anonymous July 24, 2023

I know not

Another way of saying "That better not be true". Usually used as an exclamatory statement after hearing something displeasing.

Mayor: "Because of the hurricane, it is possible we will be without power for a few weeks."

Disgrunted Citizen: "I know not!"

by AnnieF83 September 1, 2021

know up

What you tell them you said instead of "blow up"

This whole room is rigged to blow up!
"BLOW UP!? I'm outta here!"
No, I said know up!

by MrBricks January 24, 2023

Probably, Maybe, I Dont Know

This is a response that you can say to anything, because of all the words in this little phrase, Probably, saying there's a small chance, maybe, saying that there's an even smaller chance, and I Don't Know, rejecting all responsibility if you were wrong with your assumption.

"Hey do you know if Janice is coming to the party?" "Probably, Maybe, I Dont Know"
The perfect response do this because, you don't know if Janice is actually coming to the party but want to seem smart, so you say "Probably, Maybe, I Dont Know". again

by Kaleb13522 March 20, 2025