My friend is a senior in High School and still rides the bus home. Someone get him a bus graduate degree.
by sweatyanddisgusting September 06, 2023
One of the most popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoon about a man who discovers that he can run very, very fast, and makes the most of it. Well...he does at first.
"Waiting For The Bus" starts with a man who is...well, take a wild guess what he's doing, why don't you.
When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.
Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.
A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.
Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.
Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.
The End!
When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.
Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.
A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.
Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.
Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.
The End!
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 26, 2021
A vehicle full of Asians. Most often found in high tourists areas such as national parks, urban cities, and random bougie shopping malls
“Oh no, here comes a sushi bus. I hope the park rangers can keep their cool”
“We’ll wait for the next one, I don’t want to get on the sushi bus”
“We’ll wait for the next one, I don’t want to get on the sushi bus”
by TTRL2315 April 27, 2024
The best song forever and it is about 8745 which is a stupid D and T teacher in LSC called small ng. The original song is called creeper aww man.
Are you a'BUS CHASER'?
by Chan Tai Man November 13, 2019
by Chan Tai Man December 06, 2019
by Scott I. July 21, 2017
Bus kidnapping in 1976 where a bus full of kids and the bus driver were buried alive near a quarry in chowchilla ca.they all finally. Escaped largely unharmed and the owners of the quarry were eventually arrested for the crime.
by 4realazitgits April 04, 2021