Shadow bus

Someone who or the act of throwing someone under the bus without them knowing. Another form of dry snitching.

Damn did you see how Russ told the boss Phil and Joe drive all the time?! He’s a shadow bus!”

by Bmack1842 January 26, 2021

Lu Bu

When you are lazy or uninformed so you use this wrong spelling of Lü Bu.

“You spelled Lü Bu’s name wrong.”

“I didn’t spell Lu Bu wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard”
“You could just type it as Lv Bu instead, duh”

by anonymous January 8, 2023

The Bus Theorum

A hypothesis developed by stoners that states: a blunt rolled with a doobie paper around it will be... dope. This is proven fact. It burns smooth and even, holds together and allows for more bud to pack! Hell yeah!

Me: Oh man, you bring those blunts?!
Scientist: Absolutely, rolled with The Bus Theorum, of course.
Me: Spark that shit now!

by uzifan420 November 8, 2019

Bus Syndrome

A disorder that arises in your love life when, after being single or falling from broken relationship to another for a while, multiple good prospects appear on your horizon...
to explain better, finding two people you like in a short space of time...

Dude 1: man, this situation with Lauren and Jane is showing signs of Bus Syndrome...

Dude 2: Your Fucked Mayte

by Fightstarboy January 30, 2009

rusty school bus

While in the process of looking for a school bus, poop and roll over someone as in to mimic a tire

Bro I was railin her while she was googling busses and naturally the rusty school bus came out of the bag of tricks.

by Dursty February 17, 2017

bus daddies

Men on public transit that will try to pick up unsuspecting female-bodied people. Possibly equivalent to discount sugar daddies.

All three of my bus daddies helped my friend and I get back on our feet after a terrifying encounter with a reverse bird.

by reversebirddaddy2.0 July 24, 2018

bus boy

a cute guy who randomly sits beside you on the bus that you can't stop thinking about. the term is commonly used by people gushing about him (ex: to friends, to their private story, etc.)

you'll never guess what happened to me
what happened?
a bus boy sat next to me this morning! i was literally creaming on my seat!
wow, that's crazy!

by c0ckslxt November 20, 2021