lard beer

beer containing un-identifiable floaties, often whiteish and foamy looking but slightly resembling lard. Often found in warm beer that has been sitting out over night- still drinkable but slightly disgusting.

Becki: Shit, I lost my beer, which one is mine?!
Alli: Here Becks, I think this is yours....
Becki: Ew!!! It's lard beer now, I'm getting a new one.

or.... "Finish your beer or throw it away, we don't want any lard beer around here"

by SparklwingDiamond2 December 10, 2010

beer coaster

beer coaster - is the discription of a cd, dvd or blue ray which holds no real value and will never in the future.

i went out and bought that joel turner cd and it's a real "beer coaster"
every chance i get i give him a spin under my beer.

by bryan ham June 13, 2009

beer pong

Everyone is a fucking idiot if they are to think that Beer pong is the previous description. Bei ruit is the game that is being described. The game is played with 20 cups, not 12. There are 10 on each side shaped in a pyramid. The point faces the opponenent. Beer pong is a game that is much related to ping pong (notice the words being the same). It involves 2 cups on each side and a whole bunch of crazy rules that I dont understand.

Beer pong is for the southern idiots who dont realize they are playing bei ruit

by the local northerner May 8, 2005

Beer Monkey

The mythical beast which descends upon your fridge and removes all your beer. Typically after you went out and brought lots of said beer and found none left following a night in with the lads

Lee said to Dunc, "Where has all my stella gone, there were 24 cans in the fridge?". Dunc replies, "It was not me, must have been the beer monkey!"

by SenseiRoo August 31, 2006

beer tick

Someone guzzling or nursing a bottle of beer. Looks like a tick gorging (getting fatter) as it sucks down the beer.

Look at those beer ticks over there.

by Paul Lawrence January 15, 2006

BEER COMPASS

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after after a night out on a booze cruise lol

Beer Compass gets you home every time, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.

by ohtherandomnessofme October 9, 2008

beer league

Someone who isn't good enough to go to the show, but still thinks he has a chance.

don plays in the beer league eh baud! man he sucks

by DUSTY BENDER BAUD... CANES2017 November 23, 2017