Peter on the mid scale can sometime range from low to exactly mid. If he goes over mid that an issue and you need to take a xanax, or a nap. His brother is a “bisexual” but everybody knows he’s really just gay. Peter usually takes some form of steroids, for example; creatine. He somehow went from skinny abs to benching 195 pounds at 14 years old. He also has a huge fucking ass and squats 260 on a good day. Any person would tap dat ass and has been accused of being gay with the homies.
by Philipxfrankiegrande March 30, 2022
Get the Petermug. 
a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.
amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.
i larb him
amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.
i larb him
person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu
by tOmhOlLanD owns my <3 January 25, 2020
Get the Peter Parkermug. Peter has a massive cock!
by jsshajs November 22, 2021
Get the Petermug. by heyitsthorn February 9, 2021
Get the Peter Parkermug. Peter is a dark African American who has 3 kids , He lives with his ex wife and let her steal his bedroom . He has a bad sense of humor he ignores everybody 24/7
“yoo peter “
by ravens true rn November 21, 2021
Get the petermug. Usually a good person. Only has three moods: happy, spaz and depressed. They normally listen to depressing music and they ALWAYS STINK like shit.
by 123ssslll November 17, 2021
Get the Petermug.