three-legged dinosaur

a dinosaur that a kid draws and miserably fails.

(chris) wow look at that kids three-legged dinosaur
(brady) yeah totally not mine

by Illegal Memes October 4, 2016

three legged pirate

Similar to the one legged pirate, but takes a real BDSM spin to it, upon completion of a one legged pirate swiftly kick your partner in the guts, and when they hit the poop deck with two knees and a hand (on grasping the stomach) immidiently go for yar prize, and finish once more in thar booty.

The spin off to 50 shades of grey is 50 shades of red, and contains the three legged pirate as the finisher

by the quacker February 19, 2015

One Legged Spider

When a man inserts his penis into a sleeping person's open mouth, and blames any of the victim's side-effects the following morning on spiders.

Jason: "Jeez my throat is sore and dry, I must've slept with my mouth open"

Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"

Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"

by MOAR!? November 27, 2011

Senior Crazy Legs

(n.) any person who exhibits strange behavior with their legs (i.e. any squiggling and/or noodle-like motions) may be deemed as Senior Crazy Legs. Pronounced "sen-YOUR", as in Spanish.

That chick on the dance floor was a Senior Crazy Legs! She had some wild moves.

by ipwns00pern00bs September 4, 2007

Cactus Legs

That shitty feeling when you come home from the bar, and you realized you haven't shaved in 2 months and 3 days.

Julia - Karen, holy fuck look at your legs!!
Karen - Thats why that dude kept staring at me. I had cactus legs!
Julia - Thats fucking awful.

by imdunkirk October 23, 2017

Daddy Long Leg

A Black male in a U.S prison that abuse new young men that enter prison. He is 7'4 and his weight is about 350. He is in prison for life because he physical abuse 3 white male in his house in Ohio.

Person 1: Did you hear about Daddy Long Leg

Person 2: Yeah, He is my pimp

Daddy Long Leg: Yeah, thats right little boy now go clean my cell

by BigCat1253 March 1, 2014

Three Legged Woman

Tranny, transsexual person. A chick with a dick, or a cross-dresser.

Did you hear about that chick that Rob hooked up with? It was a three legged woman, if you know what I mean!

by stormandcrash October 14, 2009