The numb leg shit

That satisfying feeling when you are mid shit and your legs get that static feeling of partial numbness makeing your shit extraordinary and satisfying

To have the numb leg shit ,
Take a seat for your shit cross one leg over the other then sit back lifting your foot from flat to tippy toes and wait while you shit slides out and

the feeling envelopes you

by The inventor of the numb leg s February 10, 2019

three legged pirate

Similar to the one legged pirate, but takes a real BDSM spin to it, upon completion of a one legged pirate swiftly kick your partner in the guts, and when they hit the poop deck with two knees and a hand (on grasping the stomach) immidiently go for yar prize, and finish once more in thar booty.

The spin off to 50 shades of grey is 50 shades of red, and contains the three legged pirate as the finisher

by the quacker February 19, 2015

One Legged Spider

When a man inserts his penis into a sleeping person's open mouth, and blames any of the victim's side-effects the following morning on spiders.

Jason: "Jeez my throat is sore and dry, I must've slept with my mouth open"

Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"

Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"

by MOAR!? November 27, 2011

Senior Crazy Legs

(n.) any person who exhibits strange behavior with their legs (i.e. any squiggling and/or noodle-like motions) may be deemed as Senior Crazy Legs. Pronounced "sen-YOUR", as in Spanish.

That chick on the dance floor was a Senior Crazy Legs! She had some wild moves.

by ipwns00pern00bs September 4, 2007

Cactus Legs

That shitty feeling when you come home from the bar, and you realized you haven't shaved in 2 months and 3 days.

Julia - Karen, holy fuck look at your legs!!
Karen - Thats why that dude kept staring at me. I had cactus legs!
Julia - Thats fucking awful.

by imdunkirk October 23, 2017

Daddy Long Leg

A Black male in a U.S prison that abuse new young men that enter prison. He is 7'4 and his weight is about 350. He is in prison for life because he physical abuse 3 white male in his house in Ohio.

Person 1: Did you hear about Daddy Long Leg

Person 2: Yeah, He is my pimp

Daddy Long Leg: Yeah, thats right little boy now go clean my cell

by BigCat1253 March 1, 2014

one-legged skydiver

when one, after being unsatisfied after sex, breaks the leg of his partner while she is in a vulnerable "position" and pushes her off the bed.

Tyler:Dude what happened to that chick at the gym you were talking to...she broke her leg
Drew:We hooked up last night and I gave her the one-legged skydiver

by Boom City! January 28, 2009