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No-Fucks-Giving

A holiday alternative to Thanksgiving. Instead of pretending to enjoy gathering around a table to eat dry turkey, with judgmental relatives; No-Fucks-giving is about doing what you actually want to do, without giving any fucks to societal expectations. No-fucks-giving can be celebrated by doing things like getting together with people you actually like and barbecuing and drinking beer. Or even just sitting at home alone to eat pizza and play video games. Why not? Fuck it.
Sam: Ugh... I have to go to my girlfriend’s parents house for Thanksgiving... It’s probably going to be a whole night of her dad trying to convince me to work at his office, and her mom trying to convert me to their religion...

Raul: Damn, you should make an excuse to get out of that shit and come celibate No-fucks-giving with us. We’ll be grilling, drinking, fighting and even lighting off illegal fireworks for some reason. Just come with a condom and an alias, and your good!

Sam:... yeah, that still sounds better than Thanksgiving. I’m in.
by AnonymousBloke March 6, 2021
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Give a girl your hoodie day

On October 29th you have to give a girl you hoodie, she also gets to pick which one:)
random: Give her your hoodie!
Joe biden: why? its corona?
Random: But you have to. its Give a girl your hoodie day.
Joe biden: okay!
by ewnohhahahaha October 28, 2020
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Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards
Bro, She Going TO Hug It up Until I DO Not GIve A Fuck, pussy cowards
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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this day april 25 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie
the day of april 25 is a very good day for giving your girlfriend a hoodie on national give your girl a hoodie day
by nsnnsnajjshebw April 22, 2022
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Hey man, did you see that twitch streamer who was giving in to the hand police accidentally while the stream was on.
by memejeff March 23, 2024
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SILAS IF YOURE READING THIS YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME 10 TOMORROW
Silas you gotta give me ten bucks
by Nachodee December 31, 2023
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