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Based Jew

A Jewish person (typically between ages 10-20) who is very based and proud of themself. They are on tiktok and they hate antisemites. Their comments are spammed with antisemites either named something like user728372937383, austrianpainter8293, or kanyefan82839. They don't let any comments like those change their opinion on their religion. They explain why antisemitic arguments are invalid all the time. And for fun, they post them celebrating their holidays on tiktok.
Miriam is so amazing! She is such a based Jew.
by Elysmile April 10, 2023
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based

How the retards on 4chan say "the best".

This definition has been bastardized over the last several years and now people think that some rapper coined the term...well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but "based" is just an intentionally mispronunciation of "best".
"Remember The Fappening?"

"Fuck yeah, OP was based."
by PathToExile July 31, 2021
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Based

SmokyFloki on iFunny
SmokyFloki is based
by Spagehttily April 3, 2022
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Pansexual (abscess addiction based stimulant)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Pansexual (abscess addiction based stimulant)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Based

Person 1:I hate life
Person 2:Based
Person 1:What does based mean??
Person 2:Good opinion
by Briahena#0359 May 8, 2022
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777th base

You will need

777bibles

A mexican man named Jesus
An asian man named buda
An indian female with 6 arms
A white man named thor

A cow
Rats

Lion

Lamb

The rat must start to eat the cow Which is fucking the lion the female with 6 arms must jacl off you and the other males as the lamb eats her out ass everyone reads from the 777 bibles provided in every language known to man kind after compleating the first wave of orgasms god himself shall join and bless everyone into the kingdom once there everyone involved will become a powerfull being and stay kn that position for 777days each orgasam provided will rain down on the earth and heal those it lands on as well as the earth.
What is 777th base?
by Cockateel June 1, 2018
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Base surfing

Riding a populist argument hoping you never fall into the actual wave.
Lindsey Graham Was happily base surfing until he supported the election results and got sucked into Qanon hit list.
by Thomas Payne January 9, 2021
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