Seasoning Your Bagel

When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.

"Girl, I love seasoning your bagel."

by Thelegalseagull January 15, 2023

brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!

by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023

play with your piñata

Play with your asshole

Can I play with your piñata babe

by Sloppytoppyzavion January 17, 2023

your mum

in my bed

your mum in my bed

by hi your so cool January 17, 2023

your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there

I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.

by pookieposts January 18, 2023

Horrible? YOUR ASS!

Horrible? YOUR ASS! Is used when exactly a person which could be your sibling, parents, cousin, aunt, friends or anyone that say a beautiful thing/cute thing is horrible, then you answer back with an "horrible? Your ass" in order to disagree with the person

Classmate 1: That boy's outfit is HORRIBLE!

Me: Horrible? YOUR ASS! that is beautiful, fits him a lot!

by AGirlThatIsAFanOfNarutoAndGayS January 19, 2023

Your Mom

A response to stuff you do not want to answer.
A mean way to say maybe.

Perso 1:“How often do you wash your underwear?“

Person 2:“Your Mom!“

by NigelBillingsley January 20, 2023