Mexican Jedi Shit

Some extremely crazy or weird shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it

by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020

Shitful

Literally meaning "full of shit" or "shitty", it is a new term coined by gen z in certain scattered locations around the world. It is used as an insult or a way to describe how a person looks or behaves.

"Did you just hear that he faked his own sister's for some views" ?

"Nah man, thats just shitful".

by Oofgramp June 12, 2023

Shit mittens

The improvised action of cutting out the lining or fabric from one’s pants pocket to repurpose it as an emergency substitute for toilet paper when no conventional options are available, often in desperate or remote situations. This makeshift solution provides a quick, albeit unconventional, means of personal hygiene, though it may result in compromised clothing integrity.

In the heat of a top-secret op behind enemy lines, Private Murphy, facing a dire “logistical crisis” with no TP in sight, stealthily converted his camo pants into shit mittens—proving once again that soldiers improvise, adapt, and overcome… even if it means walking funny for the rest of the mission.

by VoodooJack November 16, 2025

Glitter shits

Sparkly shit dust that sprays out your ass after taking acid or mushrooms.

Yoooo I got a wicked case of the glitter shits

by TripPSmittens February 12, 2021

Gatorade Shit

Gatorade that's shit

"That's Gatorade shit"

by Smartperson69420 July 2, 2023

Vpo shit

Some shit vpo will do

Saad : bro I literally just bought 24 cookies

Me: omg you on that vpo shit

by Dn for deez November 22, 2021

blueberry shits

The specific diarrhea caused by eating too many blueberries. Often, this is a symptom of either an intolerance to blueberries, or an underlying condition such as IBS.

I ate a whole pint of blueberries earlier, now I've got the blueberry shits.

by Chronic Owwie December 31, 2024