Among Us

It's basically a game created for mobile, in which there is an imposter and crewmates. The objective of the imposter is to kill all crewmates. The objective of the crewmates is to finish their tasks and escape.

Let's play Among Us tonight!

by I'veWonMyFriends. November 22, 2022

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used tampon

the defiled penis, any defiled penis, every defiled penis

"Help! My penis has been turned into a used tampon! I should've stuck with one woman for my whole life"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

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They told us not to say anything

Clearly... CLEARLY! Bastards! Bastards all of you! WHO!? WHY!? I spent YEARS doing this and do you know how little it took to convince you to NOT SAY ANYTHING!? "Don't say anything. Don't acknowledge him." THAT'S IT! And at what cost!?

Hym "Yeah!? Don't fucking say anything? 'They told us not to say anything' he says. I mean, it isn't YOUR fault but are YOU FOR FUCKING REAL!? I mean, I know! I know there has to be some kind of agreement but DAMN! THEY!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO TO ✌️✊️✌️✊️THEY✌️✊️✌️✊️!? I'll give you a hint! It starts with 'NU' and ends with 'KE.' Right after a nice, long, rousing round of torture! Jesus fucking christ man! You're fucking stupid for going along with this. You know that right? All you had to do... Was what Jordan just did to fucking Elon. Except to me. 'I agree it's cruel and unusual. Here's a fucking lawyer.' AND BAM! YOUR KIDS DON'T TO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S KID AND GET THEIR FUCKING BRAIN BLOWN OUT! GODDAMNIT GUYS! And now I have to just fucking sit here! And then I HAVE TO KILL YOUR KIDS! Why!? Because you listen to them instead of me! THAT'S WHY! Fucking assholes! Here I go! Force myself to sleep to got to this piece of shit gas station."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

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