St mark the evangelist

Welcome to the worst school you will ever hear about. A school where the class of 2020 has the most fakes in the entire world (especially in one home room where one girl had her nudes seen by every 8th grader last year). Oh and don’t forget a shit faculty. Horrible teachers. Classes that you won’t ever use in your life time. Teachers has shit grading skills. Unfair dress code. And a p.e. Teacher who gives you pedophile vibes

Someone: “what school do you go to”
Someone: “st mark the evangelist”
that one girl: “I go to that school and everyone has seen my nudes!”

by 1234488382828283 September 14, 2019

Mark Henderson

A former Navy seal but slowly looses his swag level due to eating boneless wings and having Brady Henderson a chickless dork who always gets swirlys from Josh Neely the school jock and super star.

Did you see Mark Henderson and Brady Henderson getting a double decker swirly from Josh Neely the other day?

by eude September 29, 2019

stud mark

A guy with a lot of hickeys. Usually weren't there the day before.

Person 1: "Did you see Matt in the locker room?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Kara gave him a bunch of stud marks last night."

by slightly toasted cracker October 12, 2019

Mark

Your moms ugly annoying hillbilly boyfriend that just fucking pisses you off

Omg i went on a date with this dude and he was a total mark

by Ur perverted uncle larry October 15, 2019

Mark

A fucking dick...the type of peson to not hold the door for you or not say bless you after someone sneezes. Just a hillbilly bitch
Hes a no good ugly waist of skin

Dude i ran into a fucking mark the other day i wanted to shoot him

by Ur perverted uncle larry October 15, 2019

randle marks

when you shit yourself so bad that you can see the shit stains through the underwear and the pants

person 1: ayo bro you see that dude up ahead

person 2: yeah bro why

person 1: look down bro that guy is rocking some serious randle marks

by nackel August 21, 2019

Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.

“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”

by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019