ass piccolo

A device used to pleasure yourself by sticking it into your ass.

I'm a bit lonely, I should pleasure myself with this new ass piccolo

by Hyum Bum CHo March 20, 2014

Cherry picker

When trimming bud and paid by the pound, a cherry picker is one who takes all the biggest buds for themselves, leaving the smaller buds for everyone else.

E. Is a cherry picker of the most blatant kind, not caring who knows, she just forges ahead and claims her pound per day while everyone else gets a half.

by Ajah-haha February 1, 2015

Red-Picker

The fucker that takes all of the red skittles that you have put in a bowl

That Sawyer is a fucking Red-Picker. He only eats the red skittles

by Pimple juice April 20, 2015

Tommy-pick a bastard

(Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Tommy gun-Thompson submachine gun):

Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well live, and die, like Al Capone, John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson.

by Sexydimma December 4, 2015

pity pick

The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."

"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."

by folksinger87 April 21, 2016

banana picker

a homosexual rapist

person 1: "yo, that guy looks like a banana picker"
person 2: "Hell yeah he does I wouldn't want him to harvest me"

by Hidanisbaws September 10, 2016

Tommy-pick a bastard

(Verb) : to kill a police officer, specifically, as the name suggests, using a Tommy gun

Only someone as brazen as Al Capone would dare to Tommy-pick a bastard, since not everyone has access to a Tommy gun.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2016