Mongolian Dragon Punch

Where the male fists the female in the vagina and in the arse at the same time, one with each fist. The male then lifts the woman up with his two fists, points her at a target, and shouts "Hadouken!!!".

We played street fighter earlier, and she just spammed hadoukens the whole time. So later on, I gave her a mongolian dragon punch. Now she'll never use hadoukens again.

by Teifi August 23, 2009

Purple Sticky Punch

Pot; used in the movie bio-dome; reffered to as pills or a tree

(to tree/purple sticky punch) Your going to make someone really happy!!!

by RCG210 November 8, 2003

tsunami dick punch

A giant repetitive wave of several dick punches followed by a glass of salt water to the face

Jeremy and Randall gave josh a tsunami dick punch for his birthday.

by Skrambles the death dealer February 20, 2015

The 1,2, Donny Punch

One of the most lethal punches a human can possibly throw, only 3 people in the entire Earth can perform this radical move. This move includes 2 lethal jabs and/or punches. This move was invented by the one and only true superior, Donovan Farrel.

This guy was coming at me and I hit him with the 1,2, Donny Punch and he was immediately dead.

by S O L I D I T Y June 16, 2017

Jalisco Fruit Punch

When you pour a Fruit Punch Jarritos (HAS TO BE fruit punch) into a person’s anus or rectum, let it marinate, then have them squat over your face and have the mixture of marinated Jarritos and anal fluids ooze onto your face and mouth

Dam my boi she is so fine that I want to give her the ole Jalisco Fruit Punch.

by Immense Rizzler July 12, 2023

death by dick punch

A Capital Punishment alternative to lethal injection. The individual on death row is punched repeatadly in the dick until flatline status has been reached.

Did you hear? Larry died of dysentery yesterday. Hey, at least it wasn't death by dick punch.

by Bon38 October 2, 2011

Kate Punch Haters

Kate Punch Haters

Kate Punch Haters are unhealthy people who suffer from paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, hatred, pathological disorders, fanaticism and the list goes on... these closet crazy lunatics obsess over writer Kate Punch and follow her around.

I seen Kate Punch wondering around her back yard wearing a inappropriate dress, said the creepy elementary school counselor in her low low very low monotone voice.

I been watching Kate Punch for years said the old retired cop.

I seen Kate Punch eat macaroni and cheese out of a can, said the satanic child protective service lady... Let the ritual begin, said her fat cannibalistic assistant.

Kate Punch is very bad to like cookies and music, said the evil social worker with a candid smile and a very sweet conniving voice.

... 'I seen it all!' said the little country mouse...

Really? Wow, that is what I call Kate Punch Haters!

by saveKatePunch August 2, 2010