nick wood

A skinny racist white boy who wears coke bottle glasses, listens to heavy metal bands like Damageplan, Pantera, Megadeth, Queensryche, etc. he does not like rap. He also plays dodgeball weekly. Occasionally heads up to sky zone and plays there. He brings his buddy Dalton, and sometimes his other buddy, fat Fuck Nate. He’s quick with his mouth, telling people the following.....
“Kill Yourself”
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”
I met this guy on the internet, it turns out he’s not my type.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.
by Carmella is bae February 07, 2019
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Nick Murff

Another name for backpack especially in fortnite.
I had to put on my Nick Murff before I went to school said yarsrekakill
by Cakers June 16, 2018
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Nick-on-Nick time

A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.
“That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.”
by aight-I’m-out February 27, 2024
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Nick-on-Nick time

A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.
That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.
by aight-I’m-out February 27, 2024
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Nick Tai Yang Sun

Nick Tai Yang Sun is a young Asian boy who can cough like a middle-aged Asian man. Unfortunately, due to his mental deficiency, he cannot squat. Nick also looks like a monkey and has tremendous amounts of leg hair. This creepy boy owns a hairy asf skipping rope which he uses to beat kids locked up in his basement.
The sentence below is not an example of 'Nick Tai Yang Sun' in a sentence, but instead one of his famous quotes
"I drink my mum's juice"
by AngryBob12311 November 01, 2020
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Nicking off

Masturbating in a public place (also, ‘nicking himself off’)
That filthy prick! He’s nicking off behind the sheds!
by FaaastEddie January 23, 2022
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