hold your horses

Well you should. If you don't hold onto your horse while riding it, you'll fall off and end up like Christopher Reeves.

Long story short, hold your horses or else you'll end up like Christopher Reeves

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

two leged horse

a person dat looks like a two leged horse. a person with a big ass. a person with a booty to put a cup on

jennifer is a two leged horse

by robertito October 29, 2006

As daft as a wagon horse

Someone who is so stupid that no matter what you tell them they will do it. Mainly because a wagon horse will work all day and just keep going and going without any thought for themselves.

that bloke is as daft as a wagon horse

by Jon Coombe December 14, 2008

Cease The White Horse

An amazing band from Spring Grove, Pennsylvania.

Cease the White Horse is one of the most brutal bands I know.

by Skye Arienne January 11, 2009

gay gurl horse

similar to its antonym, gay horse, it is but rather a female lezbian version horse, whos sexual preferences do not exceed her own gender.

we met at the hay-bar and i tried to get her drunk enough to come home with me. but she turned out to be a gay gurl horse.

by jsgoodwin July 31, 2009

horse wisper squared

a person who can fit 300 dildos in one ear and 1264 up there ass

derik cummings is an horse wisper squared

by halo2 March 24, 2005

water horse

the most dank chronic you can get anywhere that is extremely expensive and very rare

"mad that water horse made me trip for 10 hours!"

by the blunt king October 16, 2008