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yaoi seller

a person who sells/gives yaoi or bl's to people for free or not. (like me)
Fangirl: You a yaoi seller?
Yaoi seller: Mhm.
Fangirl: I wanna buy something.
Yaoi seller: We are out of banana fish pillows and figurines.
by ThatYaoiSeller February 13, 2021
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Cheap Age-gap Yaoi

Yaois that have a very basic age-gap premise that is copy and paste of 1000 other series
*insert age-gap yaoi name* is like the same as *insert other age-gap yaoi name* its all the same cheap age-gap yaoi
by The yaoi meister May 1, 2025
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yaoi

the least funny shit ever, only used by porn addicts and groomed 13 year olds
interchangeable with yuri with the same amount of unfunnyness
person 1: look at this meme!
meme that is a normal situation but with a word replaced with yaoi
person 2: that isnt funny
by doomguy24 April 20, 2024
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Yaoi

A genre of fictional media originating in Japan that features gay relationships. Males that enjoy reading yaoi comics are known was fudanshis while females that enjoy reading yaoi are known as fujoshis. Yaoi is a genre usually favored by gays, lesbians and many more. This genre is also popular among chinese weeaboos and otaku. Besides, yaoi is also mainly about gay sex and dicks. If you like some gay dicks or you're a thirsty woman, feel free to read some yaoi.
Isaac: What are you reading?
May: Umm nothing.
Isaac: ARE YOU READING YAOI?
May: Shut the fuck up
by lordvaraj666 January 1, 2019
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doomed yaoi

the government

Republicans. Trump x vance. Trump x Elon. the eel people that live in the physics lab under your house.
Person a: "Trump and Vance are fighting again."
Person b: "doomed yaoi."

Person 1: "the eels under my house are trying to solve unified field theory again"
Person 2: "doomed yaoi."
by https.jazzy.net July 31, 2025
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yaoi proportions

when you're reading slash (mlm) and the author has clearly assigned a "boy and a girl"- one character is incredibly well built and macho whilst the other is the skinniest twink to have ever twunk. commonly found in fanfiction from wattpad.
someone: i'm reading this spideypool fic rn and spiderman's got those yaoi proportions
someone else: you you mean a slutty little waist despite having the upper body strength of a god?
someone: exactly
by rottingxoxox June 20, 2023
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Yaoi Warning

A warning for yaoi!!11!11 DON't LOOK!!!!!! /j (jk im gay too)
Pookie: *sends yaoi*

You: "Dude, put a yaoi warning next time!"
by pookiewookywhattheHELL April 9, 2025
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