I did not know you could add protein to a vanilla latte so I guess I need to brush up on my starbucksology!
by BronxRap October 24, 2008
Get the starbucksology mug.The phenomenon that affects folks (usually those who were born prior to 1950) at Starbucks, when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to buy a plain old cup of coffee.
Usually followed by groans and exchanged glances among the snotty cardigan-wearing yuppies and corporate scumbags in three-piece suits waiting in line behind them.
Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $0.50 for a cup of coffee.
Usually followed by groans and exchanged glances among the snotty cardigan-wearing yuppies and corporate scumbags in three-piece suits waiting in line behind them.
Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $0.50 for a cup of coffee.
Customer 1: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"
Customer 2: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"
Customer 2: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"
by interregnum September 15, 2009
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A method of measuring liberalism. A high amount of Starbucks within a square mile of an area means that it is very liberal.
Person 1: Is Arlington, Virginia conservative?
Person 2: Nah man, there are like seven Starbucks per a square mile
Person 2: Nah man, there are like seven Starbucks per a square mile
by dannyboyfly April 17, 2014
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Get the Starbucks mug.Omg becky lets go get a pumpkin spice mocha frappuchino latte with extra whip and drizzled chocolate syrup!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaas betch! lemme take a selfie! #selfie #starbucks #girly #trendfag #betch #yolo #swag
Yaaaaaaaaaaaas betch! lemme take a selfie! #selfie #starbucks #girly #trendfag #betch #yolo #swag
by Some dumb nigga January 9, 2016
Get the Starbucks mug.The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.
Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*
by Torib82 April 6, 2016
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