Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.
by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 6, 2024

Probably one of the most commonly used phrases after hurting your self or realizing something shitty happened. Sometimes you just say oh shit just to piss off your friends.
Person 1: “OH SHIT”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it
Person 2: “Die”
Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it
Person 2: “Die”
Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”
by ThatMoronInTheBack November 21, 2022

Leonid Toptunov: Oh shit!
-Vladimir I. Lenin “Chernobyl” Nuclear Power Plant, April 26, 1986, 1:23:45 a.m.
-Vladimir I. Lenin “Chernobyl” Nuclear Power Plant, April 26, 1986, 1:23:45 a.m.
by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021
