matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.

Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.

matty cakes by fagggatron November 22, 2021

matty.rei 

A matty.rei®️ means you are a XRP MAXI®️! (Cypto talk) .

I'm going to be a matty.rei®️ to ensure generational wealth. 🤞🏼

matty.rei by Bill bo baggangs November 22, 2021

matty a 

a bitch

matty a is a bitch

matty a by MrdoIsYe13 December 12, 2021

Matty Long-armed 

When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit

That ni$$a wasn’t shit… he Matty long-armed me.

Matty Long-armed by Matty bolonese January 19, 2022

MATTY B

he loves to rock the mic when he is having a can of stella and running the NE16 he is always smoking spliffs and sucking buckets if hes not hes licking up his birds arse

lad 1: here bro u seen matty b

lad 2: aye bro he was sucking a bucket with a can of stella when i last seen him

lad 3:bro hes not doing any of that he is rocking the MIC look over there and you will see him

MATTY B by NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S April 1, 2022

Matty Chorus King 

Think a Bert and Ernie love child.... intelligence level of a rock.. snakey and uses raspy voice to lure women

Ew don't be all Matty Chorus King

Matty Chorus King by DishaBish May 16, 2022

Matty Patty 

A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.

Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.

Matty Patty by Hardened Criminal September 1, 2022