massive 'ed

The way Bobby describes Mac's rather large head

"Ey Mac, you've got a big fat massive 'ed you."

by macca_ March 10, 2022

Massive Jk

it is "just kidding" but for things even more serious

Bob: your mom's a whore steve
Steve: what the hell man
Bob:Massive jk

by fullmetal pharoh May 08, 2010

Massive Lie

When someone lies about something serious, little, or nothing at all.

Nick: “Im a good person” Corvo: “Massive Lie”

by Corvo Riley 7 June 22, 2018

Massive Monkey

A really bad insult usually to poke fun at someone being dumb or looking stupid.

Friend 1: *Stubs toe*

Friend 2: "You Massive Monkey!"

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023

Massive Tot

A drinking session of epic proportion

I was only staying for a few beers with the lads and all of a sudden it turned into a Massive Tot

by My-Key-Dee September 13, 2010

Massive go

Adj,
A "massive go" is a seemingly meaningless misspelling of "massive ego." Massive go is code for a guy with a huge dick, and a great personality. Disguised as a typo.

*two friends are texting eachother*
Friend one: "Holy crap Michel has a massive go"
Friend one: "*Ego"
Friend two: "dang, is he cute?"

by Michelthegreatest January 08, 2023

Massive Maggot

A guy that gets ladies but is very spoiled and doesn’t actually care about anyone’s feelings even though they seem nice. They probably do crack.

That guy is such a Massive Maggot

by HunkyMonkey69 July 25, 2020